crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

284,271 notes · 16 hours ago

myfriendsneedtounfollowme:

helioscentrifuge:

princesskilljoy:

okcreepsters:

hell-is-okcupid:

Quite possibly the most offensive message I’ve ever received.

….Speechless.

This is why no-one trusts men.

NO BUT THIS LITERALLY READS AS “HI, I’M A POTENTIAL MURDERER AND YOU SHOULD DATE ME”STOP WHITE BOYS 2K14


why are people so stupid?!?!?
flowury:

wow i love it when guys have tously longish hair like this, bedhead is so cute 

gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

image

262,007 notes · 16 hours ago

ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

sniffing:

iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.

191,084 notes · 16 hours ago

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

24,446 notes · 1 day ago

fantasticcatadventures:

goals

tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

529,600 notes · 2 days ago

harrysadad:

how does harry manage to be in like, space one minute and then suddenly he’s back in la. we could put that man anywhere and he’d find his way to la by morning

4,150 notes · 2 days ago