perks of dating me: u will be the hot one
When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like
iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.
we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.
whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can
how does harry manage to be in like, space one minute and then suddenly he’s back in la. we could put that man anywhere and he’d find his way to la by morning